i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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