"it" just moved
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
My vagina just recognized that song.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
