she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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