it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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