Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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