stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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