What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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