she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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