I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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