Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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