Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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