How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
