he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Randomize
