so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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