I'm really into asian looking animals
She is in my trunk
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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