Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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