is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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