How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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