If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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