We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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