And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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