Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Do vagina's smell?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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