I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
vagina is talking i cant
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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