So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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