the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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