Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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