I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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