So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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