You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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