He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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