yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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