Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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