what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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