But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
honey bunches of taint.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
40s are totally the cure
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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