You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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