I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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