So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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