So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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