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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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