hotel room ftw
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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