I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i would one night stand the shit outta him
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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