yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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