fuck your aforementioned shoe
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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