his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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