Don't make out with my wife yet
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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