i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit