we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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