I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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