just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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