Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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