The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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